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tygermama

eamo2747-deactivated20140924 asked:

I'm confused about what Beethoven was doing in the black composers post. He was German.

takingbackourculture answered:

By golly gee! I keep forgetting that Black people didn’t exist until the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came on television! Or that Black people existed in anywhere else than Africa even with slavery going on :) My apologies.

Anyway, here’s proof that Beethoven was Black:

“… Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion:

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(Louis Letronne, Beethoven, 1814, pencil drawing.)

“Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: ‘Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.’

Emil Ludwig, in his book ‘Beethoven,’ says: ‘His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].’

Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book ‘An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,’ wrote ‘His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.’

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Beethoven’s death mask: profile and full face

C. Czerny stated, ‘His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.’

Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, ‘dark’; Bettina von Armin, ‘brown’; Schindler, ‘red and brown’; Rellstab, ‘brownish’; Gelinek, ‘short, dark.’

In Alexander Thayer’s Life of Beethoven, vol.1, p. 134,  the author states, “there is none of that obscurity which exalts one to write history as he would have it and not as it really was. The facts are too patent.” On this same page, he states that the German composer Franz Josef Haydn was referred to as a “Moor” by Prince Esterhazy, and Beethoven had “even more of the Moor in his looks.’ On p. 72, a Beethoven contemporary, Gottfried Fischer, describes him as round-nosed and of dark complexion. Also, he was called ‘der Spagnol’ (the Spaniard).

Other “patent” sources, of which there are many, include, but are not limited to, Beethoven by Maynard Solomon, p.78. He is described as having “thick, bristly coal-black hair” (in today’s parlance, we proudly call it ‘kinky’) and a ‘ruddy-complexioned face.’ In   Beethoven:  His Life and Times by Artes Orga, p.72, Beethoven’s pupil, Carl Czerny of the ‘School of Velocity’ fame, recalls that Beethoven’s ‘coal-black hair, cut a la Titus, stood up around his head [sounds almost like an Afro].  His black beard…darkened the lower part of his dark-complexioned face.’

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Engraving by Blasius Hofel, Beethoven, 1814, color facsimile of engraving after a pencil drawing by Louis Letronne. This engraving was regarded in Beethoven’s circle as particularly lifelike. Beethoven himself thought highly of it, and gave several copies to his friends.

Beethoven, the Black Spaniard

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deadcatwithaflamethrower

They whitewashed BEETHOVEN?  O_O

Thank you, history/fact-checking Tumblr.

I now feel the need to go burn every white-skinned image of Beethoven I can find.

unimaginableunimaginable

beethoven was totally black! how do people not know this?

jk because erasure

thepianogirl1

I have been playing Beethoven’s music for 10+ years now and had absolutely no idea he was black.
My life has been a lie.

cubbyzissou

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT.

I HAVE A BACHELOR DEGREE IN MUSIC, MY MAJOR WAS “MUSIC HISTORY, THEORY, AND LITERATURE”

I TOOK MULTIPLE CLASSES SPECIFICALLY IN BEETHOVEN’S STRING QUARTETS AND MY SCHOOL HAD AN INTERNATIONAL BEETHOVEN SYMPOSIUM WHERE THERE WERE PAPERS ON THINGS LIKE THE KIND OF FUCKING PAAAAAAPER HE DID HIS MANUSCRIPTS ON, IN DIFFERENT CITIES, TO SEE WHERE AND WHEN HE WROTE SPECIFIC SNIPPETS OF MUSIC.

NEVER IN MY EDUCATION OR READINGS DID I EITHER

A) NOTICE THIS

B) WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THIS.

I think there’s a combination of systemic racism in this, and my own internalized racism. I have, in fact, read Maynard Solomon’s biography and didn’t pick up on this. I have read the Czerny sources as well. My Beethoven teacher (Bill Kinderman) is one of the top Beethoven scholars in the world, and I don’t remember hearing any of this from him.

I even did a semester of graduate work in musicology, specifically focusing on the Beethoven string quartets (I really fucking love those things) and we never spoke about this.

I cannot say I am in any way surprised at this. I am embarrassed, angry, and upset that this was erased from my DECADES of music education.

Which doesn’t surprise me at all, because classical music is very specifically in our culture for white people, especially men, especially upper class white men.

Oof, this one is going to take a while to fully fucking digest, I am in angry tears.

runonsentencesaboutemotions

Holy shit. One of the greatest musical minds of all time and he got whitewashed.

The truth needs to be spread.

tj

Johnny Carson voice: “I did not know that.”

wingedmonkey

Since a lot of the above links/images are dead I thought I’d add in a photo. (The site adds a damn watermark, but you can still see the coloring and hair texture. (Worth noting that most reproductions online are either black and white or have been clearly had their contrast messed. Odd, that.))

Quote from the site I pulled this from:

In 1814 the Viennese publisher and art dealer Dominik Artaria published this engraving of Beethoven, executed by Blasius Höfel after a pencil drawing by the French miniaturist Louis Letronne. The copper-plate engraving shows Beethoven at the highpoint of his public fame, following the premiere of his “Battle” Symphony, “Wellington’s Victory or the Battle of Vittoria”, op 91, which was very well received, and the successful revival of his opera “Fidelio”, op. 72. Beethoven obviously greatly admired this portrait - he said it did him justice and sent copies with personal dedications to his Bonn friends, Gerhard Wegeler, Johann Heinrich Crevelt and Nikolaus Simrock.

the-argumentative-viper

This adds a lot of poignancy to the fact that he took one look at the white as hell musical establishment and classical norms of “restraint” and had the equivalent reaction of “fuck that, I will reshape everything you’ve ever known about music because this is dull as bricks.” Don’t mind me, just gotta go unlearn some more bullshit.

Source: takingbackourculture
everbright-mourning
scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel

And my weak ass elementary school got rid of our jungle gym because Ella was too weak to hang on and sprained her wrist

yourestillliving

That is a death trap

s3venpounds

ok fun but like… how do you stop?

helico-ptera-ursarum

I feel like this cannot possibly be the intended usage but also I can’t imagine any other possible intention for this contraption??

tygermama

it could be a kind of giant swift for winding large quantities of string, yarn, rope, etc

Source: luisonte
syntactition
mellivorinae

OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???

“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”

I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT

a-windsor

NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU. Also: Dear ______: Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future]. Sincerely, @mellivorinae

mellivorinae

THIS IS A LIFESAVING TEMPLATE

a-windsor

YOU ARE WELCOME

emeraldboreas

My brother got a really great paid internship one summer. The guy who hired him said the deciding factor was the professional thank you letter my brother sent after the interview.

suaimhneas-peace

should it be an email? or like a physical letter?

newtsckamander

email, you want to send it within a few hours at max after the interview if you can so it’s fresh in their mind who you are. 

khirsahle

Confirmed! I interviewed for a job right after arriving in NY. The interview went incredibly well, and I went home and immediately wrote a thank you letter and put it in the mail. I had a super good feeling about this interview.

I didn’t get the job.

However, a few weeks later, I was called in to interview with another editor in the same company, and I did get that job. I found out later from the initial editor (the one who didn’t hire me) that he had planned to offer me the job, but since I didn’t follow up with a thank you letter, he assumed I didn’t really want it. He offered the job to another contender–but when he got my letter in the mail shortly after the offer had already been made, he went to HR and gave me a glowing recommendation. It was based on that recommendation that I got called in for the second interview.

So: send an email thank you immediately (same day!) after the interview. If you’re feeling extra, go ahead and send a written one too. OR go immediately to a coffee shop, write the letter, and return to the office and give it to the secretary.

Either way, those letters are important.

neurofancier

Pro tip: If you really want HR to develop a personal interest in your application, publicly thank them on linkedin. Just make a short post telling your network about how X recruiter really went above and beyond to make you feel welcome, or about how be accommodating and professional they were, or whatever. Make sure to use the mention feature so they’ll get a notification and see it. 

Flattery will get you everywhere… and public flattery that might make its way back to their manager, doubly so.

topsecretespeonage

Obligatory plug for one of FreePrintable.net’s sites: ThankYouLetter.ws. They have a whole section with interview thank you letter templates, and a page with specific tips for interview thank you letters. (There are also tons of other letter templates if you browse around a bit.)

Source: exmellivorinae
syntactition
prokopetz

Just as the phrase “what the entire fuck” implies the existence of fractional fucks, the phrase “what the absolute fuck” implies the existence of both positive and negative fucks (or else there would be no need for an absolute value operation). Taken together with the phrase “what the actual fuck” (which implies the existence of imaginary fucks), we may thus conclude that fuckery is isomorphic with the complex field.

rlyehtaxidermist

Technically, we can only conclude that “a fuck” is an element of some norm space over a field containing fractional values; the space being isomorphic to ℂ is a substantially stronger claim.

thetasteoffire

If anyone ever said “what the rational fuck” we would have a stronger basis for  ℂ, as that would imply some irrational fucks. We could then generously assume completeness and thus a Banach space that is at least a subset of ℂ. However, no mention has also been made of whether this is a bounded space (”what the finite fuck?” could be taken as implication of infinite fucks on at least some axis), so there are many unexplored areas of research in fuck-topology. 

Source: prokopetz
cyanwrites

krakenpocalypse asked:

I don't get the thing you said about people being able to grow beyond the terrible things they've done. How? A murderer doing good things won't bring his victims back to life. And if no one is obliged to forgive people, then how can revenge be wrong? How can it be wrong for these people to bear crushing guilt all their lives? (For instance, I used to believe in some very fascist things and once said to a girl I found ugly that she needed plastic surgery. Surely MY crimes are beyond forgiveness!)

theunitofcaring answered:

A murderer doing good things won’t bring their victims back to life. 

A murderer doing good things still means that good things happen. If a murderer tutors a fellow prisoner in reading and writing, then a person learns to read and write, and has access to more ideas and more experiences and more ways of expressing them. If a murderer runs a great DnD game and everyone sitting around the table has a good time, then people had happy experiences, and people having happy experiences that don’t harm others just, straightforwardly, is a good thing. Nothing a murderer can do will make the world okay again, but nothing a murderer can do will make it bad for a person to thrive, or good for a person to suffer.

It’s not wrong to feel crushing guilt but it’s not right either, not unless it’s making the world better (and often people believe it is when it clearly isn’t). Guilt that drives you to become a better person, to change so that you couldn’t make the same mistakes again, can be healthy. Guilt that drives you to fix harms that you caused, when they’re fixable, can be healthy. Guilt can let you know when you’re not being your best self, and sometimes it’s worth listening to.

But it’s worth listening to because it can teach you to do better, not because it hurts to listen to. People hurting is actually bad. And eventually, you have learned everything that you can possibly learn from your past mistakes. Eventually, you get to a point where you will learn more, and grow more, as a person from doing new things than from living with overwhelming guilt over the old ones. And when you get to that point, you need some kind of tool to pry your brain loose of guilt and move forwards. I don’t think our society has a very good idea of what those tools are, right now. I think big parts of my community, of the social justice community especially, are actually totally disinterested in this. 

And so people suffer forever, and suffering is bad, and they fail to grow as people, and we need the people they have the potential to grow into. We need them at their fullest best selves to help us fix the world.

It sure doesn’t sound like guilt is making anything better for you right now. It sounds like guilt is standing between you and other things that’d help you grow. So - yeah, I think you should actually just forgive yourself. You believed awful things. You don’t anymore. You treated someone badly. Come up with a plan not to do it again. Think about what would have prevented you from having horrible fascist beliefs, and get it out there on the internet to keep someone else from falling into the same trap. 

And then, you know, buy malaria nets! Malaria nets are not less good at protecting children if you buy them instead of someone who has never done anything bad in their life! Don’t buy malaria nets as penance. Buy malaria nets because then children will fall asleep under malaria nets. Figure out what you care about and how to best achieve it, whatever it is, and do that. That’s the fundamental project of being human and everyone can do it, no matter what they were doing before it, and the good it does is just as good whoever the doer.

Source: theunitofcaring
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allodiscourse

anyone else really happy they got over their “i hate the color pink” phase

danisontnonfire

Why were we all so extra

bmwiid

Internalised misogyny

octoberreads

Dude, companies are baffled by this everything available in pink is selling no matter what the colour of the year is or what other colours it’s available in. They’ve dubbed it “millennial pink” and they’re scratching their heads over this and it’s legit just that everyone is getting over their internalised misogyny and being like “yes pink is a happy colour I need happy give me more pink”

shanandwords

Hell yes to the pink revival